Text 21 Jan 25,005 notes Teacher : I’m gonna start calling random people

itsdamnfunny:


You’re like :


(Source: loksie)

Text 21 Jan 33,930 notes When you take a picture for your ID.

itsdamnfunny:

You show up there like

But when you get your ID, you look like this



(Source: jerothbaboy)

Text 21 Jan 49,153 notes That awkward moment when you gently throw your phone onto your bed and it decides to bounce off of 3 walls, knock over a lamp, and kill a cat.
Text 21 Jan 72,487 notes

itsdamnfunny:


Mom: I’m going now, I want the house clean when I’m back in 2 hours.

You: Yeah, sure thing.

Next hour and a half…

And then your mom calls to say she’ll be home in 15 minutes…



(Source: sporksundwaffles)

Text 21 Jan 58,251 notes In order to get your driver’s license, you should be required to complete Rainbow Road on Mario Kart without falling off once.
Text 21 Jan 10,670 notes When you’re super comfy in bed and your mom asks you to do something.
Text 21 Jan 45,728 notes Sitting at your house bored when suddenly you get a text from a friend asking you to come hang out.

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